I get bored sometimes. The internet is my home and I wish the food that appears on my dash was physically in front of me so I could eat it. I like turtles. & chocolate. & piercings & tattoos & school & somewhat being healthy & Chinese food & kitties (I really want one!) & alcohol & dry erase boards & DIY stuffs & trying to look girly but failing at it because I'm too awkward.
one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’
Is this why he’s your ex
no he’s my ex because he fucked 3 other girls
did you at least burn down his house?
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
|Im feeling nauseous... *throws up...*|
|Plot twist:||*...gang signs*|
roses are black
violets are black
blind people are going to find this offensive
I don’t think blind people are going to find anything
Posted on 5 December, 2013Reblogged from jollynarvaez
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away