I get bored sometimes. The internet is my home and I wish the food that appears on my dash was physically in front of me so I could eat it. I like turtles. & chocolate. & piercings & tattoos & school & somewhat being healthy & Chinese food & kitties (I really want one!) & alcohol & dry erase boards & DIY stuffs & trying to look girly but failing at it because I'm too awkward.

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

Posted on 1 September, 2014
Reblogged from ugghhfuckthis  Source aceticacid

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg

Posted on 1 September, 2014
Reblogged from ugghhfuckthis  Source lindsaylohanthony

Posted on 1 September, 2014
Reblogged from ugghhfuckthis  Source hirokiszk

Posted on 1 September, 2014
Reblogged from ugghhfuckthis  Source best-of-memes

reuniclus:

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Posted on 1 September, 2014
Reblogged from parkingstrange  Source thelionsmayne

lifehackable:

More Psychology Hacks Here

Posted on 1 September, 2014
Reblogged from lifehackable  

Posted on 1 September, 2014
Reblogged from ugghhfuckthis  Source skyphoi

fuckingtomatoes:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

The grinch stole it.

Posted on 1 September, 2014
Reblogged from ugghhfuckthis  Source raikagay

skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

Posted on 31 August, 2014
Reblogged from terezisexbuttpyrope  Source blastortoise-chan

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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Posted on 31 August, 2014
Reblogged from parkingstrange  Source slybluesragingerection

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

Posted on 30 August, 2014
Reblogged from parkingstrange  Source cokeproblem

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

Posted on 30 August, 2014
Reblogged from jumpingoutoftrees  Source malformalady

Posted on 30 August, 2014
Reblogged from girllookitthatbody-ahh  Source gifmethat

allteensrelate:

I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualizes women, when school and the government sexualizes women. But the second a woman is in control and sexualizes herself willingly it’s wrong and disgusting.

Posted on 30 August, 2014
Reblogged from parkingstrange  Source allteensrelate

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

Posted on 30 August, 2014
Reblogged from parkingstrange  Source captainnaustralia


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